February 2012
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i need to stop eating so much omg
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remember when i edited all the time and had so many quality blogs following me but then school started and now my life sucks?
me too
i miss being able to edit all the time but my computer is a legitimate piece of shit nowadays. :(
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January 2012
haven’t been on in forever what even
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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
funny how when one thing goes wrong, everything else just falls apart with it.
oh my god the notes on my mac miller gif…..!!!!
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December 2011
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me: im so lonely jesus fucking christ i wanna go out with friends i wanna do something i can't sit here anymore
friends: hey wanna hang out
me: sorry i cant
TYPE YOUR NAME: samantha
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: swaafewfrr4ew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: samantha
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: fddsfmftfd
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: ri
