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Jan 10th

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Jan 10th

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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
 the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.

Jan 10th

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Jan 9th

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funny how when one thing goes wrong, everything else just falls apart with it.

Jan 9th

Jan 8th

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Jan 8th

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oh my god the notes on my mac miller gif…..!!!!

Jan 7th

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Jan 5th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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me: im so lonely jesus fucking christ i wanna go out with friends i wanna do something i can't sit here anymore
friends: hey wanna hang out
me: sorry i cant

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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TYPE YOUR NAME: samantha
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: swaafewfrr4ew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: samantha
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: fddsfmftfd
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: ri

Dec 28th

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